Why BJP is (wrongfully) RIGHT!

The Ruling BJP Government is going through heavy criticism for its acts. Let’s try to understand things from BJP’s perspective.

Suit – In the Soup

People made a lot of hue and cry over Modi’s name on HIS Suit. The same guys never question their megalomaniac kids writing their names on Notebooks, Pencil Boxes and even Lunch Boxes.

We are in a  situation where people does not hesitate to steal credits even for reduction in Gas price. As per BJP’s theory of relativity, it happened because PM’s luck factor and not because Arabia and USA screwing Russia and Syria. You also know whom to praise if India wins Cricket World Cup.

In such insecure world, full of credit stealers, where even Condom wrappers are printed with Government Faces, no wonder Modi imprints his name to secure his Suit.

Land grab Ordinance – grow Money and eat it too.

The British during their rule, grabbed every land but left alone the water bodies and irrigation specific chunks. BJP surpassed British by not even leaving the water bodies with their ordinance, inline with their ‘Don’t Make Food in India’ Program.

In the land of Fairness cream, where people ape westernism one way or other, BJP just got whiter-than-whitest with their land grabbing act and now… what is there to crib about?

Budget – Indian Democracy : Of, By, For Corporates 

There is no denial BJP desperately wooed the Middle-class, during LS Elections, proposing on its knees, with ‘Ache Din’ Slogans. But when time was ripe, it chose to marry the Corporates, by reducing Corporate and Wealth tax.

Ask any ‘Middle-class Budget victim’ girl to choose between Good-for-Vote-Only, Middle-class-lover and Filthy rich Groom. Please understand BJP is as noble with their choice, and you better dare not to point fingers at them.

As FM rightly pointed out, the Mighty Middle class should take care of themselves. Implying, BJP will take care of the poor ‘Danis & ‘Banis, delegating the Middle-class welfare (and forthcoming Elections) to Corporate well-wishers.

Now, don’t forget to thank the Government if you get any discounts / sops  while buying Corporate goods, as it is under-the-hood ‘Indirect Benefit Transfer’ Scheme operated by the Government.

Get Ready folks to pay more as Service Tax, since BJP need to equalise their Budget deficit for their loyal service to Corporates.

On a serious Note, the Budget does hold UPA’s imprint with earnest policies to promote Entrepreneurship, Skill development and Job creation, like reduction of Technical Service tax.It remains to be seen how much of these policies translate to execution.

But NDA being in a better economic position than UPA, could have refrained from reducing the funds for Eduction, Healthcare and upliftment of the 99% people, rather paying back 2 Lakh crores to the 1% Rich. Already, India provides more incentives to Investors than subsidies to poor. Sadly, the poor are unable to sponsor Media Lobby / Finance Experts to vouch for their subsidies.

GDP – Just ‘manipulate’ it.

While Congress turned to psychology and claimed poverty is ‘State of Mind’, BJP outsmarted them by going one step ahead, asking citizens to imagine ‘Positive India’, a super developed Country with double digit GDP growth.

While we endure Bollywood’s logic defying super stunts and toil to make them 100 Crore Blockbusters, wonder in what capacity we question BJP’s logic behind high GDP achieved overnight in spite of industrial, agricultural, unemployment setbacks.

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