Bharat Jodo Yatra, India, Politics, Rahul Gandhi

May the “Main Hoon Na…” Rahul Gandhi, Please appear…

I personally liked the SRK shaded acronyms coined by JR, cheekily hopping through the charisma of Pathan Actor and BJP’s hand tied helplessness in taming the so called Urduwood, thus subtly stating humanity and love transcends hatred. Now JR and RG are caught in ‘official media gossip’ that RG is being mentored by JR for a small correction which usually comes as intended in brackets in any genuine reportage. No doubts, democracy is getting sabotaged as the Governance is only seen with controlling media with raised pitch from Gaa(?*)darons and Saalons over nothings.

*? – I am just trying to be an authentic amateur reporter here with those brackets.

Paranoia = Knowing all Facts?

The event depicts the acute paranoia BJP is able to induce on its individual Opponents. It’s quite natural for JR to interfere when a certain dog biscuit aficionado, whose Karma is working like reverse working Washing Machine, making him dirtier with every saffron detergent wash, escalated a modest confusion over Gautam Das / Damora Das names to Supreme Court level treason comedy. If this reminds you of Amaithi Padai, a satire movie scene on evergreen indian Politics, wherein the Party workers fight among themselves on their moral right to clean the undies of their “beloved” leader, blame yourself for your own thought crimes in New India.

The “Generic” Underwear Philosophy in Politics: You forget everything of past when you fight over nothings, like who captures the Leader’s soiled Underwear to clean up and win brownie biscuits.

Peel another layer of this humorous “Kapital Das” episode, the same worker would have washed away his corruption on his party Washing Machine rather with his own hands. Jokes or reality apart, BJP actually thrives on inducing such paranoia on its opponents. Hope Congress leaders don’t take this seriously and still be a reckoning cohesive force as Congress disunity is much bigger malice than Opposition disunity.

Mic Testing….

“Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Narendra Modi loses his.” – when Ronald Reagan campaigned for RG

Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein … hoti rehti hai

RG got BJP dancing like Magic Mikes over Mics not working in Parliament row. The rabid and clueless reactions of BJP over RG’s remarks, makes it pretty clear that the brutal damage is done to Modi and his stooges on their carefully built Vishwa Guru image catering to domestic interests, by RG with his candid conversations from London with love for democracy. So, RG must be obviously patting on his back for doing something right. When the media threw an iron curtain over his local coverage, it’s so funny, the rebuttals of BJP to RG’s so far unknown comments to masses, only gets publicised by them, hoping to divert national attention to his “misdemeanours” at London from Adani-Benami crisis.

BJP’s micro syllabus of Governance and Exam only deals on how to eat mangoes.

Though BJP may fool themselves as Masterstroke to suppress Adani’s mainstream debacle, it actually stands miserable, with helpless wailings of self abuse, hoping to create a sympathy wave, but for real, raising even more suspicion of their assassination of democracy, very much in progress. This is precisely what RG and Congress would have wanted with their London stir. If the idea is to raise suspicion among the public on the deterioration of democracy, BJP has got the job done for otherwise lazy and resourceless Congress. Any Propaganda is like an antibiotic to organic democracy. The more the BJP injects public with fake propaganda antibiotic, the more it becomes useless, forcing them to look for super antibiotic beating their own Pulwama type gigantic narratives.

A for Adani… B for Benami… F for For… M for Modi… Ouch!!!!

If the lambs of the world had been willingly led, they would have long ago saved themselves from the butcher’s knife.

Mohanal Err… MohanDas KarmaChand Err… Karamchand Gandhi

I personally liked the shock and awe interactions of RG abroad. The visit did what our own bought out media could not achieve. However, RG could have made it look like a “Main Hoon Na…” arrival of Hero to India, with assertiveness, just like his last impressive speech at parliament leaving the Rulers in tatters.

I don’t carry the burden of the past or the madness of the future. I live in the present. – Guess that nerveless tongue

It is a difficult thing for someone who does not fake or do dummy campaigns abroad cautiously avoiding any organic media interactions. Such, interactions usually loosen up people being questioned compared to carefully nurtured narrative like his own last Parliament speech or countless Modi’s abroad shows. Still, it got the job done for Congress. Believe Congress should just move on, leaving BJP low and dry, crying like kindergarten kids over and over till they make themselves numb.

Meanwhile in London

When BJP said ‘Kuch Kuch Hota Hai’ with Aircraft Emergency Exit.

To illustrate the iron grip BJP enjoys with Corporate owned media, we had weeks long Pee-Gate of a stressed guy hogging limelight, keeping us busy on alcohol induced hallucination and its effects, without realising the similar effects of fake propaganda playing on us. In a parallel Universe, Tejasvi Surya, a BJP MP from Bengaluru, with reports indicating intoxicated with a certain type of rare mushroom acting as potent drug, opened up the emergency door of a Plane, usually deemed a terrorist act, endangering the lives of passengers on board. Looks like Hostess was giving emergency time instructions, the intoxicated BJP leaders, usually performing Joker act upon hangover with social media Posts of getting high on a “Masala” Dosa when Bengaluru got submerged in floods, happened to get seated near the emergency door, allowed the magic Mushroom to commit its sin.

Just blame it on magic Masala Mushroom…

Maybe we will have another AV coming out of the BJP’s official Chief Videographer from Tamilnadu at opportune moment, who blessed us with Puja Room “meditation” video to sink his own party. Even this grave terror-like incident was completely hushed out despite the strict norms for such aviation security acts. So, understandably, Indian Pilots get two types of SOP, report any alcohol induced abuse if he is a commoner, but don’t publicise any such incident if it involved BJP. Anyway the cat got out of the bag as the Pilot had to report such security anomalies mandatorily and the protocol exposed the BJP’s emergency atrocity.

When Adanis celebrated “Kabhi SEBI Kabhi Shell

There are multiple events where BJP tried to hush up their shortcomings and blunders, but truth always finds an emergency exit to come out. Adani-Hindenburg is a major blow, which just happened because BJP allowed the stocks to get blown out of proportions without a solid financial foundation and with a gut feeling that no Indian media will even talk about and opposition will hit a dead end upon taking Adani route, as corruption is normalised. It just took a single report for the Adani Air castle to get blown to smithereens.

When Rahul Gandhi is that imagined Emergency Exit

Vishwaguru – Discount = Vishguru

Now, BJP is investing its full energy on banning BBC’s Documentary on the Blot 2002 Godhra Riots, trying to overshadow with a routine G20 Leadership, amplifying it as Vishwaguru event, spending crores on otherwise a modest round-robin happening, hoping that “God of Big things” PR tag sticks on Modi for all his small stunts cozying up to International Leaders. I have never seen before for how International Leaders could be leveraged as Set properties, like in Movies. We got Australian PM posing on a ridiculous Cricket Chariot. Then we got Japanese PM eating golgappas as sensational news. These are harmless diplomatic acts, but the actual damage happens, when such small acts of gesture get manufactured to become sensational Big Brotherism with our own PM shadowing along with them, hoping that International aura sticks on to him..

Politics is show business for ugly people.– Paul Begala ( Enjoy Bug Boss! )

To sample Media’s “God of Big Things” PR for domestic demography, Modi is the definitive person who could stop Russia-Ukraine War and currently he has “discounted” peace. Unfortunately, when the “God of big things” asked for Amrit-Kaal, “God of small things” gave him Amritpal, making him come up with giant flags our embassy and childish tit for tat act at British embassy, making him more of an immature bully on the International block flexing his ballooned up muscles. So much for humble humans acting as Gods. Afterall we humans are amazing creatures with amazing sixth sense only helping us understand our mortality only when we are dead.

Makes one wonder if sleep is the magic Key to awaken one’s godliness. Sometimes it’s better to get a good sleep rather wasting time on 24×7 PR and advertising, pathetic insomnia proudly as Hardworking-Harvard-hater. It’s pretty obvious if one cannot sleep he got to do something as staying still is certainly for gods.

When RG said – naam toh suna hoga

Now, after going through all these, how could we blame RG for a modest discussion abroad on the deterioration of democracy, when he never asked for any Foreign intervention or even Divine intervention like BJP escapes through crisis with FM citing Pandemic as God’s own act and washing her own hands off crisis? RG’s speech though, thought provoking was never to the level of the discourse BJP has got down on us. Of course, Mics were switched off at Parliament and any mention of a certain benami at Parliament got expunged. The way Parliament is getting run, future may mistake it as Theater for amateurs with lots of boisterous action and less of meaningful debates, where finally laws are passed in climax in hush and haste, like thieves running out to exits after heist to celebrate their holidays.

The Word ‘Corrupt’ gets expunged in Parliament, but who will expunge the corrupt?

Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna bhi padta hai … aur haar kar jeetne waale ko baazigar kehte hai [Sometimes to win you must lose something … and one who wins from a losing position is called a gambler]

At the time of writing this, there were ‘136 and still counting’ cases registered for Anti-Modi posters in Delhi. BJP understands, it’s not so easy to control streets like they do with Media. They now want to inculcate the fear of streets with the opposition. The major problem with the opposition is there is no unity at ground. If the entire opposition collaborate and started pasting posters all over india, BJP would have been rendered powerless in no time. It’s the ego and jealousy of opposition which makes BJP look powerful. In contrary, all parties United as Janata Party to defeat emergency. We can’t even dream of that Selfless Service oriented Indian / Politician nowadays.

I started this post as a short Bus Trip, but it became a looong one like Chennai Express. Maybe this could be the longgeessst blog post from the world’s laziest guy on this Planet. Now, RG is convicted on grounds of defaming Modi Sir-name. If those ‘Italian Bar-Maids’ or ‘Jersey Cows’ or ‘Hybrid Calves’ or ‘People who could be identified by Clothes’ or ‘Termites’ started working on IPC 500, applying same precedent for criminal defamation, Sir’s beautiful name will be staying in Jail registers for life time. If wondering on the commonality of surnames on Bank loan and Political Frauds could amount to defamation, how about a certain street smartie who happened to be out of place, found himself at Parliament, chest thumping loudly on someone using Gandhi surname rather Nehru’s as if he decides on lineage? If questioning someone’s lineage at Parliament is civility, but anyone wondering about the common thread with bank defaulters, which is still kept confidential, in hiding from public, is criminal defamation, then we are living in Fool’s Paradise.

When you are tackling a traitor, never talk about him. But always talk about the tragedies inflicted by him on innocents, along with clear resolution. Sometimes, all truth needs is a clever detour, avoiding falsehood potholes on the way.

Burai sang joh mel rachaya … phir kabhi na chutte uska saaya [If you befriend evil … then its shadow will never leave you]

Sometimes, Rulers need to be careful on their wishes and setting crazy precedents as ruling successors could normalise such big punishments for petty issues. BJP normalised corruption with big dreamy amounts on 2G scandal, so that people went numb even for 11 Lakh Crore Adani Stock Swinging Seesaw. One can easily predict RSS and BJP will be going through similar criminal executive atrocities without any remorse from their successors or general public with only themselves to blame, as the sole cultivators of such venomous seeds in garden of democracy.

When Hari Das said, If a pickpocket meets a Holy Man, he will see only His pockets.

Its amusing the way BJP do scaffolding for their falling fortress. We got a Minister who defend Chinese incursion by hiding away from them, getting active when the LAC is breached in fake BJP narrative. Sadly he could not even appear in between the way of PM and Cameras. Fate had him hide behind someone’s back so as not to steal the limelight, even by few lumens, from the Royal Crown ignorant of invisible damocles Sword dangling around. He opined that Congress wants to have Law in their pockets. When the Case gets stayed to HC and then travels back only when the judgement gets sorted out, to always vindicate opposition Leaders, obviously we all know whose pockets are empty and who keeps their pockets full, stinking with Benamis, Sealed cover professionals and Caged Harasso-Saurus Dinosaurs. Anyway I sincerely wish such good defensive soul to regain his real voice, rather being a puppet designate, once the golden period of Audio-Video-Scandal-Phobia episodes among BJP cadre and their near- dear ones, gets over.

Satyagraha will triumph in the end. The duragrahi, like the oilman’s ox, moves in a circle ( Read as History ). His movement is only motion but it is not progress. The satyagrahi is always moving forward. – Gandhi

Bad Roads cause Divorce. Bad Rulers cause Hate Cancer.

Surprisingly, there was another Remotely operated Zombie Politician, wanting RG to be punished for offending a caste for claiming, Modi and few more bankrupt Modis and a rich Benami Adani were ‘thick as thieves’ ( relax! just a metaphor). Wonder if he did any caste check or at least his own background check on who took him up on Political ladder, when he betrayed his own party.

If at all Sin-De wants anyone to be punished it should be that ‘Kahaani’ Villain from Bombay, who itches to copy-act backstabbing on his back, once he met in disguise with rounded glasses, becoming an unidentifiable with a mole on cheek, as wondrously attested by his own Spouse, making one wonder if he really gets a look at home, performing a secret mission in dark, especially when Thackeray would not have bothered their CM chair digging, even in broad daylight. Lotus Agent Bombay Biswas was climbing the Assembly gate to steal when it was already wide open. Of course one need to acknowledge her intelligence for coming up with research linking Bad roads with Divorce, rather spouses. Hopefully their pot-well-wishers have bagged enough contracts to make good roads and save marriages from rabbit holes under the golden rule of now-stepney-CM.

Exxtra Innings for nothing

Then we got other Movie Political extras who act very well in Politics when just lingering around in movies, making the movie goers wonder if they could have had Saravana Bhavan idly with Sambar and three chutneys rather bleeding on her screen performance, Party hopping for Posts owing to her “Povoma Oorkolam!” (Let’s go on a Procession, (around Party offices?)) nature. Irony is such Con-Artists could not find irony in MP, getting convicted for two years on a dubious Statement, the same statement she had faithfully tweeted when her faith was with the same MP to dole out political Post, but too clever by half in spotting RG’s karma for tearing up and bypassing ordinance which made a mockery of Judiciary with a makeshift law to protect “actual” convicts of legislature.

BJP is building up on a narrative that Ordinance, which has very limited validity unless it gets extended as the reason and not the ridiculous legacy law quoted with maximum punishment . Maybe BJP could enlighten us why an Ordinance drafted to save Lalu Prasad Yadav, made him a prisoner in entirety of Modi’s PM tenure, if tearing such ordinance is a sin. Why is Modi is so afraid of old and ailing Yadav and capitalising on RG’s act either way?

Sometimes, its better to remain Jobless rather romancing Cows for the sake of Posts.

While respecting the yesteryear version of bold persona, wonder what kind of Karma makes such Movie turned reality Artists go merry-go-round around every party in their Sow-Poison-Service(?) political Universe without any shame of jumping around opposing ideology or principles in months / weeks, treating them like prosthetic coat. This is as good ( or bad ) as catching a Flight from Chennai to Delhi only to travel back to chennai upon reaching Mumbai. Maybe it’s better to be jobless rather keeping occupied by meaningless travel back and forth, justifying Post, sulking on new found old tweets fearing the wrath of new Master, who maintains a Shitler’s list on people who oppose him, hosting Bug Boss show, on Govt payroll, harassing everyone in the list for cruel entertainment. But for some, showbiz and political life shamelessly goes on and on… till they wonder why they started on traveling the orbit, if at all Lord Sundaramurugan teaches her the value of journeying, or maybe their thinking is just like their hollow acting.

The bigger a man gets by money and power … the farther he gets from truth and reality

Then we got other Political extras, who worked as Government Bureaucrat serving Political Masters rather Nation, thinking over ridiculous gems for few days to win brownie biscuits from their Master, – “Congress got an ass to run Horse’s race”, not to miss the defamation queue. In current context, any ass is much better fit for an old-ass-ole, throwing stones holding the power switch, inside the democratic glass house, hoping to prove his fake 56″ courage, with his payrolled slaves.

Its an Horse, Its an Ass-ole, Its a Wolf in sheep’s clothing….

The Oldie can’t even muster courage to utter his own neighbour’s name, who is busy taking away his Eden Garden little by little, growing bolder everyday, understanding he is handling a rattlesnake not a King Cobra, as wrongly advertised. The max this glass house breaking Oldie could do is take his incursion enemy for a kiddish swing, at (presently) neighbour’s garden. What we got now is a Quixote’s horse powered by imaginative PR. Shut off the PR and give people a dose of reality check, they will just see a black hole, deep enough to sink them in. Everything about BJP-RSS will vanish for decades.

Apun Bola… Phekta hai Saala

India has seen ridiculous Politicians performing strange acts out of their lust for power and recognition from their Biscuit-Masters. But this curious case of rotten apple from Himachal takes the cake, coming from a rosy dynastic background and gets much rosier when it comes to getting dirty work done. Just like Nayak movie One Day Chief Minister, we got a real life One-Match-Cricketer, as per rules only a Cricketer could hold the Cricket Board Post. He is actually a dumbo compared to another rosy dynast helming the Cricket Board… why bother adhering to rules when you can just change the rules and judgements. Maybe it’s the problem of distance between HP and Gujarat.

He can’t even win a single constituency from his bastion in recent assembly elections, seaking a lot about his skills and competence. But, when it comes to Modi, holding a “Master of entire Political Science” graduate degree himself, without bothering to study, or even enquiring the University if they even provide such course, merit does not matter. Only merit needed is to throw some gaalis in parliament and act like Parliament rowdy with rough acts. BJP has an illusion that, handsome faces don’t lie and commoners will fall for their innocent faces and lies. Even for Rajasthan, Remote controllable handsomeness is becoming the CM criteria rather meritorious Rajes, having a mind on their own.

“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” – Will Rogers

Now, the rotten Apple has come up with another ridiculous gem, that Congress is betraying RG by delaying his “Appeal”. As an evidence, he quotes Pawan Khera getting reprieve from “Arrest” immediately from SC. So much understanding from an Ek-Din-Cricketer, blooming like a Flower just for one day, on the difference between “Appeal” and “Arrest”. Let’s hope he will play at least One Day Cricket at LAC rather, uttering provoking bravados in Parliament, Or maybe he will deem Incursion as neighbour’s internal matter?

Your aunt has bought a lot of uncles outside [Bahar tumhari aunty bahut saare uncles ko lekar aayi hai]

Finally, when all the extras could not turn the tide against RG, the much touted Operation-Lotus-Baba, the Chanakya, the finisher of sorts entered the arena. This silent serpent Bhai don’t make an appearance if at all BJP had to deal with a major PR crisis. So much for BJP’s pathetic thousand crores PR on RG being irrelevant.

Many times in the past, RG has been a victim of this BJP’s chakravyuh, like Rafale scam, but could not get out of crisis unblemished. But, Congress has handled RG’s disqualification in a mature and progressive manner so far, accommodating the opposition, without hurting their egos, forming a cohesive force. They had a similar set up in 2018 too, during Karnataka Swearing-in ceremony. but somehow Congress evaporated the chance, maybe due to successive state victories and fake confidence. Hope this time it takes everyone along till the finish-line, not falling into BJP’s trap.

“Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.” – Lotus Baba err… Ronald Reagan

Chanakya, is a very rare personality one could get in Politics. His no-stones-unturned approach, playing with all his might to achieve success, playing that Onida Devil, is always neighbouring party’s envy. Also, the same neighbour may not recruit him as his means are outrageous, unethical and sometimes criminal. He may act as perfect foil for his mercurial know nothing Boss, but I personally felt he would have been a better Leader without his servile clutches and equipped with morality of meeting ends with dharmic means, rather by “all means”.

Britishers built a Parliament Well, where still elected frogs pull each other’s legs, bringing down India.
Modi 2.0 is building a Parliament in the shape of funeral casket.
Feel free to guess its democratic functionality.

Anyways, Chanakya pulled out his ace card on RG disqualification issue- Sympathy card on CBI’s improper treatment when he was in Opposition. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a Joker Card. Even a kid could spot between perceived criminal and a perceived verbal abuser. Even a kid would disbelieve, when a criminally accused orchestrate the conviction of a respectable Opposition Party heavyweight and then play upon his CBI sympathy card. We all know very well the caged Parrot has transformed to a Rabid Dinosaur attacking the opposition identified by Jackie-Chan-akya.

When Amrit-Shah displayed his Skidamarink skills with his evil fake news Force, but reached saturation limits

I am quite thankful with admiration because Chanakya never makes a scene but a clear and calm narration, unlike his Master. If at all Chanakya wants his sympathy card to work, he should have reformed the CBI in his powerful hands to a Force of integrity, rather avenging. One needs to appreciate him as it really needs lot of guts to believe on people’s foolishness to believe all his lies.

Two old men were sitting in a park, discussing the inevitable, death. One old man by name Badvani said, “When I die I would like to be buried with AB vajpayee, the greatest man, loved by all.”

Then he looked at the other named Kashmiri, who was ninety-three. He said, “I would like to be buried with the political genius Amrit Shah, who freed Kashmir by further destroying its freedom.”

Badvani felt annoyed, angry and he said, “But he is still alive.”
Kashmiri man said, “So am I!”.


– Adapted from Osho

But chanakya is someone who has played electoral magic not once but twice nationally and waiting to unveil his EVM ( as nothing else will work this time ) magic show in 2024. I sincerely hope he reforms his criminally Corrupt force. India will always need such genial Go-Getters with morality implanted.

A disciple of Rinzai, a Zen Master, and some other religious Master’s disciple was talking.

The other Master’s disciple said,
‘Our Master is a man of miracles. He can do anything he wants.
What is the great thing about your Master? What miracles can he do?’

And the disciple of Rinzai said, ‘The greatest miracle that my Master can do is not to do miracles.’

Osho

The Savarkar Circuit Breaker

I really don’t know how BJP and Hindutva groups make a big deal out of Savarkar. I would admire a certain Procession Star, who stood boldly to not even delete her legacy tweets, rather a person who succumbed to British Colonialism, when there are many others who died for independence. The only difference between those martyrs and Savarkar is that he did a midway U-turn, to become slave of British masters.

“The brilliant prospects of my early life all but too soon blighted, have constituted so painful a source of regret to me that a release would be a new birth and would touch my heart, sensitive and submissive, to kindness so deeply as to render me…politically useful in future*.” – Savarkar.

*Future had Partition and Riots

Savarkar / Nehru are not going to bring in Votes for either camps. Give voters a choice to choose between Gandhi Statue / Savarkar Statue / or even Modi Statue / 5 kg Atta or rice, to decide what works with them. This is waste of energy for Indian politics, especially when Congress is in a pathetic state to not even inform well of theirs or country’s collective current plight to masses. We got to admit they don’t even have resources to tell Rahul Gandhi is disqualified as in brutal dictatorships, to rouse public sentiment. Our current state of India, reminds me of a Joke of a person reading old 1970s newspaper in a tea shop and rejoicing for removal of emergency now. Anyways the Joke does not matter in current circumstances. Now, the Joke is actually on us.

Savarkar or Nehru does not matter to common man. It’s just BJP’s ploy to frustrate Congress on their genuine independence legacy to get to their nerves and turn them bitter and negative.

It suits Ruling BJP, to keep them alive

Having said that, RG could do well in not mentioning about useles Savarkar, whose only current functionality, leveraged by BJP, is to frustrate congress party people on their genuine legacy for independence. There is already a media campaign going on to respect Savarkar and not count him out of freedom struggle citing lame excerpts. The resolution for Congress is to talk loudly about Gandhi and Nehru, with interesting narratives of their non-apologist nature indirectly pricking out balloony Hindutva story, rather bringing themselves down ridiculing other disruptive elements in independence.

Sometimes Truth becomes a double edged Sword. The question of Truth or Silence could be on the utility of truth. This is a Prophetic Cartoon on… even if someone has power weapon, they need to watch out their back more than their enemies at plain sight.

We are all our own teachers in the school of life

Also, keeping future actions to his chest, will make RG more unpredictable, an asset in politics, as BJP is taking clear advantage of his stance on no apologies. The Parliament logjam was designed by the Rulers since they knew very well that RG will not budge for an apology. Congress actually played very well pressing for yet another speech by RG for clarifying on this, a clever googly BJP could not find any playbook to copy. BJP are pathetic souls who still copy the old toolkit of calling out “black magic” whenever the opposition comes out in black dress. Except for poor communication, congress is winning BJP, pinning them on mat, which actually I could not believe [pinch]. Bravo!

It is very good to be important … but it is more important to be good

One can only regret BJP’s empty meaningless “yellow politics” as it’s not about governance, but just timepass with juicy gossipy narratives, slandering opposition. But, as Rasheed Kidwai rightly pointed out about the brilliant packaging of Pathan movie catering to every demography, RG’s speech or Press meets are brilliant and spontaneous, But they lack the flavour like earthy humour of Lalu Prasad Yadav or Seasonal welfarish opportunism of Arvind Kejriwal or Sentimental emotions from a Prime Actor, weeping for votes.

What if Nehru comes alive… It would have been livelier?

Hitting Modi or even uttering Modi will never help RG. He just has to ignore Modi, like he avoided Smriti Irani for all her provocations, and start preparing for mixed and entertaining speeches peppered to capture media trends and masses. He has improved a lot as an affable personality. His communication team could work wonders if they play well to make him a compelling narrative. As far as I know, even corporate honchos hire media professionals to curate with SM posts for reach and professional touch. Sorry if I am preachy / crazy, but there is no point in flattery at crisis, even as a nobody.

The “Missing” Advertisement Congress need to poster out : Messrs. Public Relation

Congress PR misses the mark, allowing such catchy salacious narratives above, to flow freehand, leaving it as too leaning and low for them to respond, or too busy in firefighting major issues, rather hiring Renuka Choudhary type firebrand speakers to take care of such opportunistic nutwits, giving back as good (or bad) as it gets to the low lives. What Rahul Gandhi did was right in safeguarding a meaningful judicial verdict. It’s his good Karma which has paved the way for Congress redemption in 2024, provided Congress does it’s campaign well, which I am confident of, unlike Political chameleons who will be preparing for next hop rather fighting it out, to pluck yet another low hanging political post.

If you can’t convince them confuse them – Harry S. Truman

BJP’s PR is well explained by Osho with a simple story, in his own words below.

Prime Minister’s Coat

But the misfortune is that power is in the hands of the wrong people, and the people of intelligence are devoid of power. Otherwise there would not have been five thousand wars in three thousand years. I will tell you a small story to make it clear….

A great mystic heard that one of his friends, a childhood friend — they had played together, studied together — had become the prime minister of the country. Just to congratulate him, the mystic came down from the mountains. It was a long journey, tiring. By the time he reached the prime minister’s palace, the prime minister was getting ready to go somewhere.
He recognized the mystic, but he said, “I’m sorry, I have some appointments. I have to go to three places, and I would love it if you can come with me. On the way we can talk and remember the golden old days.”
The mystic said, “I would love to come with you, but you can see my rags are full of dust. It would not look right to sit by your side on a golden chariot.”

The prime minister said, “Don’t be worried. The king ( of Adani Land? ) has presented me with a very costly overcoat. I have never used it; I have been keeping it for some special occasion. I will give you the coat. You just put it on; it will cover your clothes, the dust and everything.” The coat was given to him.
They reached the first house. They entered the house. The prime minister introduced his friend: “He is a great mystic. He lives in the mountains.
Everything that he has is his own, except the coat — that is mine.”
The mystic could not believe it: “What kind of stupidity is this?”
Even the family was shocked, to insult the mystic in such a way.
Outside the house the mystic said, “It is better I do not accompany you. You insulted me. What was the need to say that it is your coat? They were not asking.”

He said, “I am sorry, forgive me. And if you don’t come with me to the next appointment, I will think you have not forgiven me.”
The mystic was a simple-hearted man. He said, “Then it is okay, I am coming.”
Entering the second house, the prime minister introduced him: “He is a great mystic who lives in the mountains. Everything is his — even the coat is his!”
The mystic could not believe that this man had any intelligence at all. Outside he simply refused: “I cannot go to your third appointment. This is too much.”

But the politician said, “I have said that the coat is yours!” The mystic said, “It is unbelievable how unintelligent a man can be. Your assertion, emphasis, that the coat is mine, creates suspicion: there is something you are hiding. What is the need to mention the coat at all? I don’t see the point that in any introduction coats need to be introduced.”
And the politician said, “Forgive me, but if you don’t come to the third appointment I will never forget that I have hurt you. Please, there is only one more appointment, and I will not say that the coat is yours or the coat is mine. Don’t be worried about it.”
The simple mystic, innocent, agreed to go with him. At the third house he introduced the mystic in the same way, “He is a great mystic from the mountains. All the clothes are his, but as far as the coat is concerned, it is better not to say anything!”

When Truth said, “Sorry. Wrong finger!”

Just like the story, BJP has fooled around enough in last two terms that they really don’t have anything else other than Rahul-nama hoping their saviour of two times – The Congress Party, will help this time too, with last minute self-goals. Sometimes, I wonder if BJP needs Congress more than Indians, to cling on to power. Sorry for self-goal, but people will doubt my credentials without it, being a Congress sympathiser.

I don’t want to make this a gossip level post pulling legs of Political Artists. In any vibrant and functioning democracy with a free media, they all would have got exposed on their hypocrisy. We are at a stage where, “truth” needs an affable makeup to make it look ‘real’. If at all BJP focused on Science and rational thinking, they might have realised, Truth is more powerful than Steam in a boiling kettle. But you know what… They think they could install a Cannon or Army Tank at every place of resistance like JNU, thus putting an Army-Enforcement lid to a boiling resistance kettle. Sad case of Ulta Pulta Geniuses and their Master-misstrokes!

And… That’s Meh! Just yet another Ulta Pulta Genius who genuinely thought India was Shining, when it was actually burning in 2002

When Pontification is better than Defy-cation. – Hum shareef kya hue … poori duniya hi badmash ban gayi [Right when I became noble … the whole world turned naughty]

I don’t mind pontificating as its a better Job than taking swipes at Modi or spelling doom for India under Modi. India has seen worse enemies of democracy even from a Gandhi, whose rulebook Modi shamelessly copies, ( but consciously avoid fault lines by shedding off his own conscience ) along with Hitler’s campaign playbook, making even Goebbels blush, by attaching Bells and whistles to routine G20 Events, just for few grand Photo-Ops, like leading everyone to Dining room and claim to be the World’s Leading Leader leading other scapegoat leaders, falling for his acts, with his propaganda. The name is Vishwaguru.

Good artists copy, great artists steal. – Pablo Picasso

India has always stood up to Autocrats and made a strong comeback every time, winning over them. The problem with attacking Modi is that he manages to grow bigger with all the truth, dubbed as filth, thrown at him. He just wipes them off with his good-old-pocket-friend-you know-it tears. His latest victimhood act was because Rahul Gandhi pinched him from London and it’s a World’s shame if not Modi’s shame as Modi is the World in his own Utopian propaganda world as his supporters are made to believe. 

I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is ready money. – Phil Gramm

It is difficult to break this Vishwaguru myth, but the unreal bubble could be burst when individual voters start understanding the bubble could just entertain them with fairy tale stories, filling them with momentary pride, but never fill their stomach. That seed of doubt is the responsibility of combined opposition. When we as a Country rank first, when counted from last in Happiness Index or Hunger index, how long such malicious campaigns could sustain? BJP may hope to touch the finish line by 2024 to finish democracy forever, faintly hoping to sustain the fake pride till then. But, genuine History always have brutal episodes in store for such mindless dictators. For immediate reference, one can dial Rajapaksas busy searching for a place to rest their backs or Bolsonaro at Florida McD or Trump if he is not busy watching Shawshank redemption.

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When we fear our own Silhouette.

Modi is not the autocratic one-stop problem of India, but a symptom of people’s cravings for a Mindless Authoritarian, longing for Majoritarian pride at the expense of their own happiness and prosperity. Remove Modi, there will be stronger cravings for an abusive Leadership in a decade or so. So, the opposition need to fix such minds rather obsessing over a sideshow called Modi, who tries every second to become mainstream with his compulsive PR. As Osho says, sometimes people choose Leaders, but most of the times, it’s the pretentious Leaders who tend to walk ahead of others to choose themselves as Leaders. So, Congress will win the PR Game once they start ignoring Modi to focus on people’s welfare and catchy reforms.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
– George Bernard Shaw (in Major Barbara)

When BJP realise – Kal Ho Na Ho.

How BJP could be brought down is a challenge we all need to break through. Congress is precisely fighting a mass Milgram’s psychological experiment, an experiment whose results made even the experimenter vexed, establishing the theory behind brutal saffron obedience, where only 20% stands for ethics and truth while remaining 80% faithfully complies for all wicked instructions of giving shocks to the receiver. It takes a lot of courage to be a Minoritarian among Majoritarian thinking and still fight the good fight. Rahul Gandhi and Congress does exactly that, India has clear track record of doing exactly that against British Rule.

“Ordinary people, simply doing their jobs, and without any particular hostility on their part, can become agents in a terrible destructive process. Moreover, even when the destructive effects of their work become patently clear, and they are asked to carry out actions incompatible with fundamental standards of morality, relatively few people have the resources needed to resist authority.”

Stanley Milgram

Congress could also do better on few cases with very minimal effort.

The Congress and Mascot – Rab ne bana di Jodi.

First, there is a lot of opposition for Congress, as if they are the actual Ruling party, thanks to Modi and his ED, Shah and his CBI, making them caged Dinosaurs of New India groomed to scare away any regional parties away from Congress. It’s a decade old design of BJP, alienating Congress from Regional Leaders as both their narratives never meet, though they always remain stuck  at cross roads for long. So, Congress needs a common narrative which could attract the Opposition. Common minimum Program worked like magic earlier for UPA. But for now, there are no such initiatives even when we are just a year ahead from elections. With clues of discontent and anti-incumbency, BJP prevails over with loud white noise, over all its drawbacks, claiming already to be winners of 2024. The clueless opposition is currently busy spending their energies on fighting CBI – ED, could work on dispelling the crooked myth of invincible Modi being carefully cultivated in people’s minds.

When Amrit Stooge Shah accelerated Kalki Avatar

The monthly income scheme initiated by Congress in 2019 is a step in right direction, but the problem was with its reach. BJP’s PR usually involves people’s participation in one way or another, from single clicks on virtual internet campaigns to physical donation of scrap for Statue of Unity, making people involuntarily surrendering their loyalty with small acts of promise and unquestioned obedience. Congress could engage people on similar lines making people apply for it or refer to neighbours and relatives to make it compelling and popular social narrative.

Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions. – Edward R. Murrow

I do remember, MKS did it with a Complaint resolution Box for his State Election campaign, vowing to resolve on becoming CM. It was not a smooth initiative, inviting mockery, but certainly a step in right direction instilling confidence of returning back to rule and making people believe in him. Opposition need to have that audacity of Hope and such unbelievable / unpredictable programs to counter BJP, whose only toolkit is going to be Hindu Rashtra and EVMs,

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. – Winston Churchill

People are distressed on poor conditions they are subjected to… But nobody clearly knows the reasons behind their poverty. Many of their causes of misfortune are triggered by Government’s atrocious Policies which banks on Cronies to loot in the name of Business for Modi and a certain refugee ( out of Gujarat ) coming up with CAA to perform dirty Ops for Modi. Congress may have to educate them subtly on diverting their anger towards the actual targets. The real metric of good living is not chest thumping TV news or whatsapp forward on Minority going down with Bulldozer, but about checking how heavy is voters’ Money purse, quantum of nutritious food they feed children and quality of education they could provide to their offsprings.

Hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure. – Lord Byron

Mascot – The Vote Baazigar

So, more than pomp Programs, Congress needs symbolic faces / Mascots who could lure the individual voters and then the Parties subsequently. The Yatra established Congress as a fevicol force.

  • The Mascot of Hope and deliverance could stand for what any Voter will desire for and connect with.
  • An unemployed Youth could connect to it and the Angelic bride it brings him home.
  • A poor woman could connect to prosperity or at least a Full Thali Meals for the family.
  • A Tribal could connect to his own conserved land currently ruthlessly ravaged by Prime Benamis. 
  • A minority could connect to a Brotherhood they could look for help at crisis. 
  • A Majoritarian could connect to the Universal God who would tax him less but reward him more with bliss rather blissful ignorance. 
  • A Farmer could connect to a divine entity which provides logistical support and assured prices for their produce. 
  • An MNREGA Worker could connect to a scheme which upskills them with longer duration of employment connecting to Quasi-Government Partnerships like efficient RTE in Education.
Need of the Hour – A “Congress Hoon na Angel” who understands and embraces the Poor, with grass root level connect.

Congress needs a narrative which could surpass the petty ambitions of sniping Modi or his Benamies, and directly reach out to the Voters who are looking for “What’s in it for ME” by ushering in fresh change of regime. More importantly, the voters should be able to identify themselves with the Mascot as solution to their day today bread and butter issues. Most importantly, it will be difficult for BJP to target a Mascot rather real Leaders like RG. How can BJP target an angelic mascot fighting out Hunger, hatred and arrogance?

The Real Mascot of New India

The mascot could be on the lines of Amul’s ads, witty and informative, with a catchy slogan for voters. It could also be on the lines of a stolen Ram mascot destroying Ravan with ten heads of Poverty, Hatred etc. The mascot will provide Congress a universal appeal and its willingness to compete beyond its Leaders. There are speculations around Kasba Peth Model, where Congress fought it out faceless and on local issues. While there are various factors forming BJP weakness, it will be detrimental for Congress to derive solid positives from a small victory. BJP is known to score big wins at the expense of few losses to stimulate lethargy and winning arrogance with opposition. Maybe it could be an half-hearted effort to lose and to weaken Shinde team. It’s also fishy how BJP did not even manage to impress its own upper caste sympathisers with a weak candidate, adding up to the suspicion.

Mascots – Ideal for Outreach – On the fly or parachute-landing the message at Door-step

Also, it’s quite suspicious if there is a method in BJP’s stupidity, to keep on hitting RG, trying to build him as compulsive alternative to Modi, by keeping him on media spotlight. BJP’s strategy could be to alienate the day dreaming opposition Leaders as there is no PM chair left to fill on. Also, by building a narrative on RG, it will be easier for them to sabotage his Leader image just before elections, stressing there is no other viable alternative to Modi. in 2019, BJP allowed RG to pitch on “Chowkidar Chor Hain” narrative crescendo on Rafale scam, only to diffuse it just before elections by making him apologise before Supreme Court for the same. Congress was also made to believe with circumstances, that apology will do no harm, armed with fake confidence of secure State wins in 2018.

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? – Ronald Reagan

BJP went on full frontal assault with his apology and a nationalistic campaign on their another favourite punching bag other than RG – Pakistan. Hence, Keeping issue based multi-frontal mascot will help Congress in long run, putting their stakes on multiple baskets. Gandhis are the binding souls of Congress, but it’s time to put up a facade just like opposition’s Ravan type propaganda with multiple opportunistic masks, to avoid BJP’s 2024 salvos.

tu cheez bari hai mast-mast
main cheez bari hoon mast – Mascots and Political Campaigns are awesome things.

The Invisible Mass Movement

Congress got established as an organic mass movement. Milgram’s Research gives some clues on what could have catalysed Ahimsa as mass movement. The experiment is all about giving electric Shocks to a Learner or Receiver for all his incorrect answers asked by the Teacher. The Shocks keeps gradually increasing till 450 Volts.

Milgram Experiment Setup

While the majority complied with the instructions of the experimenter giving conceived to be brutal shocks, mindlessly obeying the brutality from an Institutional authority, our interest is towards the very few who stopped and stood for their values and conviction, empathising with the Learner. There were also few unique cases where the Experimenter failed to coerce the Punisher as below,

  1. People restrain when given two contradictory orders, like Religion Vs fascism 
  2. The Punisher getting stirred up morally as the sufferer calls for his own violent treatment.

When Ahimsa makes ‘Dear Zindagi’.

Point 2 illustrates the Ahimsa of Mahatma Gandhi.

It is not as if disobedience to unjust authority was being manifested for the first time when Milgram coerced his participants to administer shocks to innocent learners. History bears witness to the fact that people, at large, have shown resistance, especially when faced with instructions that go against their values. Then, there have been stalwarts, one of the tallest among them being an Indian, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, fondly referred to as the Mahatma by his countrymen. Following in his footsteps, we have people such as Martin Luther King Jr., Desmond Tutu and many others. What was it that made them different from the rest? It was the ability to motivate thousands to resist unjust state practices, each in their own homeland, yet resist in a manner that was totally devoid of violence. In the process they were highly successful and were able to bring about justice for their followers.

VK Kool and R Agarwal, Gandhi and the Psychology of Nonviolence
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. -Mark Twain

BJP’s victory is when Religion and Fascism says… Dil Se Re.

Subversion of Point 1, infusing both religion and fascism shedding all contradictions as “Muscular Religious Nationalism,” both intertwined  making the evil fascism look holy and authoritative under religious garb, makes for BJP’s election success. So, to uproot such thinking from grassroots, Congress could start from its roots – where resistance to British rule started – “Religious cohesion” to mobilise its social welfare ideology. 

 I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

“The social psychology of this century reveals a major lesson: often it is not so much the kind of person a man is as the kind of situation in which he finds himself that determines how he will act.”

Stanley Milgram

Joh shaadi waale ghar mein seva karta hai … usko bahut sundar dulhan milti hai [Those who help in the house that has a wedding … they get a very beautiful wife]

Just visit any small temple, looking around, You will find BJP-RSS presence via Placards or Volunteers doing passive propagation of their religious-fascist-ideology, like banning cow slaughtering, getting people voluntarily inducted to their undercover fascism. As an antidote, Congress could Perform mass gatherings and hosting Meals served across all religion / caste dining with Leaders to establish connect with the masses, along with its much admired yatra Program. After-all, Food is an easier way to get into heart of any commoner, than any vicious propaganda. 

If the lambs of the world had been willingly led, they would have long ago saved themselves from the butcher’s knife.- Gandhi

BJP has successfully capitalised upon Sonia Gandhi’s origins to cast doubts on her “biased” welfare for minority religions. Its high time Congress starts investing on spiritual Unity with mass mobilisation programs in Places of worship to dispel the Italian Christian myth getting carefully nurtured to make RSS-BJP look like sole saviours of Hinduism. Maybe, Congress could revive its Seva Dal for providing easy access to commoners. Seva Dal could be put across as non political arm of Congress at temples / Mosques / Churches and other places of worship offering charity or food or at-least listen to people by providing grassroots support.

The Great BJP Blender mixes good Religion and toxic Politics. The entire Rafale Scandal got covered up with few Lemons and Mirchi. You had to check Social media then, for how a French product was so tamed and Indianised by mighty Modiji. Only We, the incredible indians will buy such stuff. I meant the media narrative.

It is claimed that the greatest achievement of Gandhi was the spiritualization of politics through an attempt to bring together morality and politics, two realms normally thought of being antithetical to each other. What was the logic behind such thinking? Gandhi was forthright in stating that there cannot be a distinction between body, mind and soul. The three are not only interlinked but form a complete unity in the individual human being. Thus, actions (body) cannot go against beliefs (mind), which in turn cannot contradict “Truth” (soul). Since both morality and politics have their genesis in the same human mind, how can one contradict another? Politics can, thus, never remain devoid of morality; the need of the hour according to Gandhi is moral politics, moral politicians and moral statesmen. 

VK Kool and R Agarwal, Gandhi and the Psychology of Nonviolence
No power on earth can subjugate you when you are armed with the sword of ahimsa. It ennobles both the victor and the vanquished – Gandhi

Chak De Congress!

Sustenance: Gandhi did not just propose Satyagraha, but along with it… the moral means and ends to achieve it with constructive Programs, which actually provided the sustenance for the people believing in satyagraha. Congress could also try negotiating with NGOs and SMEs to understand and formulate common minimum program for the growing urban demography. It could also work with the Farmers and other rural organisations to come up with welfare schemes that will provide sustenance of their livelihoods, rather just job guarantees for few days. Such disparate dialogues to unify non-political masses will ensure the Political Parties who depend on the same masses for their vote-banks, compelled to join with Congress.

A fact very difficult to educate the masses, who are busy filling small holes in the National dam when someone has already diverted the flow to his huge garden

Rather working on Caste and Religious demographics, Congress could do well with aggregating economic demographics for a strong foundation for Future. Congress always thrived on such non political Organizations, its high time they use them to complement their resourceless and depleting cadre.

Messaging: If at all Congress wants to have a chance on making people listen to them, they need to improve on their Messaging Machinery. It just cant be few elite minds working from Capitals, doling out Press Conferences and getting angry on twitter, as rightly pointed out by Prashant Kishor. Mo-Sha duo has completely dismantled the good old Political messaging structure. People dont pull out news nowadays. The BJP’s curated news items are pushed down their throat irrespective of their liking. Congress will need muti-layered, channel of communication to reach down to commoners.

It has been a consistent pattern so far, that BJP’s propaganda machinery is able to convince voters maligning the Congress with fake smear campaigns. Priyanka Gandhi’s “Neech Rajneeti” was morphed to “Neech caste” by a weeping victim Modi in 2014 UP, and it worked to an extent as caste is a sure-shot emotional pot stirrer to majority of individuals, just like Parties fight over Gandhis and Savarkars. We all have conscious and subconscious caste biases with own stories of discrimination by higher castes and oppressing lower castes. BJP has capitalised on every emotional issue blocking individual’s cerebral activity well so far.

On any day, emotional party wins over cerebral and intellectual Party. The very reason behind slandering Nehru lineage is to make people emotionally numb on the dynasty’s genuine sacrifices, by making it a mockery and focus on newly minted Jholawala sob stories.

A carefully orchestrated campaign on RG as ‘OBC Virodhi’ could be the next impending danger for Brand Congress. BJP has mastered the art of repeating the lies enough times that people memorize such lies subconsciously and reflexively vote for them. When most of the population struggle to cope with the deep economic crisis and earn their livelihood, only BJP’s push mechanism of information will go through. People may not bother such cheap political acts eclipsed by their own survival needs. This works as a good reason why BJP ups their ante on “Congress against OBCs” which is a winning recipe for long from Post-Mandal era. Just like Ayodhya Ram temple is an emotive issue connecting Cow belt Hindutva, Caste is an identity connects every Hindu. It’s an emotional issue connecting > 50% of the OBC population. Only such cerebrally blinding emotionally binding caste / religious issues could win them, when people are engrossed in acute economic crisis.

THE FALSE HAS ALL ARGUMENTS IN ITS FAVOR.
Have you heard the famous story? — that there is a wall between heaven and hell. God was very disturbed because the wall had not been repaired for centuries and He wanted the devil to repair it — just the ordinary problems of all kinds of neighbours. The devil of course wanted God to repair it. They started arguing and in the heat of the argument God said ‘If you don’t listen to me, I will drag you to court!’ The devil laughed. He said ‘Where are you going to find a lawyer for yourself? They are all here!’
– Osho

If you just peel one layer of this “OBC Virodi Congress”, you will find that the bankrupt fugitives are not even OBCs or even Hindus. Modi is a not caste surname, does not indicate any specific caste but used across many identities. Even Gandhi is from Modh-Bania case, which Congress could leverage further to diffuse this attack. But, no amount of denials and clarifications from Congress would dispel this myth. As the yatra dispelled many such myths about Congress’s perceived religious biases and RG, only performance and action could bring in remedies. The next yatra / pan indian initiative could be stressing on caste unity subtly as Congress is much bigger than basal politics, pushing up OBC Leaders upfront and listing out the OBC Quotas and welfare Programs brought by Congress. “Let the Poor and unprivileged Unite” could be the war cry rather emotional divisional politics, where BCs and OBCs are could find a common platform for their own good.

BJP’s “convenient casteism” was never ripped apart or checkmated by any of the Parties so far, except for Cartoonists. Even this Cartoon poster from Opposition would have damaged up a lot of BJP’s new found OBC love

BJP, a Nagpur Brahmins Party is the biggest culprit on deceiving OBCs. Subramanian Swamy baptized Modi as someone with all brahmanical qualities to lead country and most importantly BJP. Contrast this with Kharge / MMS who never make their identities and the]ir background a big deal. his The reality of double engine BJP rule is, backward classes are hapless who can’t even avail justice. Hathras remains a tragic case of caste oppression not just from the upper castes but from the executives and Rulers, secretly burning the corpse to shut off the case.

Congress could have raked in EWS quota and how it unfairly promotes few already up the ladder economically, if at all they have the conviction like few regional Parties. In Karnataka, many poor people’s quota are removed irrespective of religions. But Congress is silent afraid of BJP’s deadly imaginary moves. The thumb-rule is, every action on caste will backfire badly on the ruling BJP Party rather any opposition demanding them.They could also come up with masterstrokes, like RG asking for another speech in parliament making Modi run towards Courts for rescue, demanding welfare schemes, by hearing backward classes.

Narendra bhai Premis on the Left, OBC Virodhis on the Right.

Congress could wish to put up Posters on RG’s disqualition nationwide, and get to see for themselves how far their Messaging reaches out to the public. In Tamilnadu, they clearly rely on their allies even for winning their own elections. Even their Press Conferences, if at all it has any impact, could be a bit more innovative to cater to the gravity of the situations like making RG a prominent figure in Political stage, rather a routine pampered child caught between old wise men. RG has done enough mistakes to learn and become wiser, now it’s only a matter of perform or perish.

UPA Vs NDA – The only difference is… Perspective.

Inflation has been a major problem during UPA times which could be due to the economic upturn, but also due to increase in spending power due to Government aids. But, Congress could do well if they provide aids to poor in exchange of hard work as incentives rather free doles. The unemployed youth could receive stipends along with their upskilling process to make them employable. MNREGA could be enhanced further with guaranteed contractual income schemes. Electrical and Water subsidies will help the poor to afford basic services rather just cash doles, eventually finding its way to Bars and if not to other Private institutions hiking fee due to increased spending power of poor. Ultimately, it ends up creating more ‘Private Institutional Adanis’ rather uplifting poor, depriving them of basic education and healthcare. It’s just another ploy of making the poor getting back to square inside square one.

Branding is all about training the mind on the first visual and sound we correlate with the Brand. There is a lot of wisdom with Indira Gandhi choosing “Garibi Hatao!” rather making Gandhis the actual campaign front. Politics anywhere is never about bringing someone down, however incorrigible and imbecile the leadership is, but about giving the voters a nuanced fake Pedestal, however modest it is, like a child getting fascinated with Unicorns.

When people on actual pedestals dont work or answer the people, ultimately, the pedestal becomes pedestrian as an Election tool for anyone’s fascination.
For proof please check Srilanka’s Presidential Palace after protests.

BJP won the branding on two ways in 2014. It painted Congress as corrupt and propped up Modi as Messiah to tackle corruption. Irony is that Modi transformed himself to be “Messiah of the Corrupt”. Modi played “Ice boy” with opposition and people, rather answering the blatant manipulation of stock market and loot money funneled through shell firms. when Adani was busy with Slides in Stock market playground to the extent of 11 Lakh Crore. People have got so numb with Corruption and occupied on their own survival, they did not even notice someone was on infinity slide.

The only poll strategy which has helped BJP after 2019 is, with due credits – Thank You Savarkar!
Modi looks more Humane than Dictatorial sadist when he perform an apology, which might get even better if its heartfelt.

Whatever the Congress corruption numbers blowjobbed by BJP for current Karnataka election, the numeric shock treatment to voters got already over and will not help any of the Parties. BJP again throwing muck on Congress as corrupt when they had nine years of rule to clean it up, will only corner them eventually. As mentioned, BJP has exhausted all their tricks and playbooks of falsehood. If they scrape their empty idea vessel, they will end up with the noise of Adani benami, Inflation and unemployment.

If you don’t give the market the story to talk about, they’ll define your brand’s story for you. – David Brier

Priyanka Gandhi’s Himachal Pradesh Guaranteed schemes strategy trumped Modi’s weeping Brand, though anti-incumbency can also be a factor. Congress Karnataka Guarantee scheme also looks promising, as BJP is already planning for Vidhan Soudha hijack after 2024 with Kangaroos getting inducted to Congress. Since Congress and Self-goals are like conjoined twins, Congress seems more than willing to accommodate the turncoats for yet another “Hotel Gate Security” moment. Maybe it’s much easier to gain Gandhi’s sympathy by waiting inefficiently at Hotel gates rather possessing the wisdom to be in power for 5 years. Selfless candidates matter much more than anything else. Posts are temporary, character is consistent / permanent. Once a Brutus, always remain a Brutus. If RG is not showing Leadership in candidate selection, I don’t know how Congress will sail ashore with such inconsistent and confused leadership rivalry, completing its 5 years tenure. If this tamasha goes on, next time people may choose the easiest route of directly electing BJP rather wasting time on Congress Resort Politics.

It’s Superhuman effort from RG with his BJY Marathon. While it’s unfair to criticise on rest, one sincerely wishes along with Cartoonist for good- But “Jaa RG Jaa” only happens in Climax. Politics gets boring with multiple intervals.

Most importantly, Cadre lacks the zeal to perform better owing to serial losses at elections and lack of resources to sustain their interest. Not everyone in Congress could afford the luxury of abroad trips to relax and rejuvenate for losses. But, one could wish for schemes to uplift their livelihood, so as to boost their performance. More than Social Media and other PR campaigns, the Party people on the ground, act as Human connect and win elections. Wonder how strong Congress at basic Booth levels, as it seems pretty clueless on creating a formidable election machinery on the ground, even after ten years of facing a strong adversary. Its not just Mics are not working at parliament. even the Congress Cadre is not working to the fullest of their capability.

Election Sutra

Give voters a nice toy to play with so that they don’t have to generate pride and happiness with someone else’s bear hugs and Photo-Ops. Give them a Hearty meal of promises and subsequent fulfillment so that they dont mind fake-PR-hatred in their moments of prosperity. More importantly, ensure establishing a listening channel as Campaigns are like selling dreams in a busy and loud Market.

Although a grown-up man may think that he has no teddy bears, he is wrong. What is his God? Just a teddy bear. Out of his childhood fear, man has created a father figure who knows all, who is all-powerful, who is everywhere present; if you have enough faith in him he will protect you.

Osho

In Tamilnadu, Politicians pioneered on the above with various campaign versions from Thriumangalam Bypoll Formula to Erode Bypoll Formula. Sadly, they ended up giving too much of everything, they could not win Large scale Assembly elections, unable to satisfy the voters, beating on their previously set benchmarks and expectations. But, Arvind Kejriwal showed the art of selling pedestals with his unique and sustainable model on Social welfare basic metrics along with a dreamy PR campaign. But it will be a challenge for anyone to adopt a Pan-India model. But, Congress could at least work on it rather following Modi’s tattered about to expire PR photoshop playbook. The real advantage for BJP in 2024 will be on Congress Vs BJP seats, right from Campaigning, Polling and Protecting the EVMs from tampering, Congress still remains clueless as if it’s just pressing a Button and then taking a break till next election.

To play with symbols and beliefs is Human. We all have affinity towards symbols connecting with them than Future PMs. Even Modi’s Pirate ship to PM-ship had to sail through Aam aadmi mascot dangling 15-Lakhs-Vikas-Carrot, absconding for long after wining.

Om Shanti Om – The Conclusion

Not everyone is an Arjuna to aim at the Bird’s eye in a tree. Even other mighty Pandavas and Gauravas failed on finding the right target. Jayalalitha on her second stint delivered impressive governance. But could not win her next election owing to poor economy and inflation. If that is the case, guess how much Modi will suffer on this ground, if he is deprived of his weapon – religious-fascism.

New India’s Rabid Force

A satyagrahi does not abandon his path, even though at times it seems impenetrable and beset with difficulties and dangers…. Even in these circumstances, his faith shines resplendent like the midday sun and he does not despond. With truth for sword, he needs neither a steel sword nor gunpowder. Even an inveterate enemy he conquers by the force of the soul, which is love.

But Duragraha is a force with the opposite attributes. … The wielder of brute force does not scruple about the means to be used. He does not question the propriety of means, if he can somehow achieve his purpose. This is not dharma but the opposite of it…the man who follows the path of Duragraha becomes impatient and wants to kill the so-called enemy. There can be one result of this. Hatred increases. The defeated party vows vengeance and simply bides his time. The spirit of revenge thus descends from father to son.

Satyagraha will triumph in the end. The duragrahi, like the oilman’s ox, moves in a circle. His movement is only motion but it is not progress. The satyagrahi is always moving forward.

– Mahatma Gandhi

The problem with political jokes is that, they get elected – Henry Cate.

After all, Gandhi, RK Laxman and SRK share the same aphorism, “Never underestimate the power of Common Man!”.

[The Common Man] from India can survive without water, food, light, air, shelter and freedom.

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